May 2013
Anonymous asked: aw you have a crush?
snlofficial:
when ur crush talks about how hot someone else is
z-o-o-l-a-n-d-e-r replied to your post: Think of my whispering: fuck me hard and deep. I…
thirsty bitches
The thirst is real haha
But let’s play nice
Anonymous asked: Think of my whispering: fuck me hard and deep. I wanna feel your cock against my wet pussy as I spank your ass and yell "harder, bitch". I want you to moan my name when you cum all over my perky boobs, then rub and squeeze them together...
Plot Twist: You’re anonymous admirer actually reveals themselves when you ask.
"Why are you single?"
laugh-addict:
I don’t know, ask all the people that won’t date me.
disregardwomen:
mintmeow:
i’ve got 99 problems and being a decaying organism that’s born to die in a society run by money that i can’t escape is one of them
†: I would date you.
∆: I would marry you.
*: You're cute.
: You're hot
©: I like you.
≈: I love you.
ß: I have a crush on you.
^: I want to be your friend.
Ω: I hate you.
◊: I like your blog.
∏: I would fuck you.
TELL ME HOW YOU'D FUCK ME ANONYMOUSLY.
fortheloveofplur:
please do this, it sounds so fun
u-kill-me-in-a-good-way:
violettesilence:
jesuislegrandefromage:
montypythonandtheholyblog:
hotdamnope:
kangiku:
the 12 year olds on this website get really mad if you point out the fact that they’re 12
r u serious
NOT EVERY 12 OLD GETS REALLY ANGRY
jesues sometimes people are just so dumb ughh
this is almost as fun as playing spot the vegan.
Spot the vegan? Yeah…the vegan...
Anonymous asked: did you go to edc?
I'm partially like Gatsby it seems
I’m planning on being a nurse anesthetist which means that yes I will be making a good amount of money. I tend to be a guy who cares a lot about other people, just your typical nice guy blah blah.
So I guess I will probably die for nothing in the future.
Oh also I have a 1920s haircut as well
Officially an employee at St. Barnabas Medical...
I'm officially a senior nursing student!
saverockandroll:
cause of death: music festivals i cant attend
touchmykittykat:
Are you picturing me naked? ⚪ yes ⚪ no 🔘 bitch i might be
toomuchtohide replied to your post: I HAVE A NEW JOB!!!!!!
Awkward I’m about to go to Applebee’s and this pops up on my dash what even
Apple-ception? Idk I’m too excited right now. Can finally leave that place!
I HAVE A NEW JOB!!!!!!
I AM SO FUCKING HAPPY RIGHT NOW!!!!
You have no idea how much I needed this!
Fuck you Applebee’s you can go suck it!!!
That final was complete ass. Everything we were...
It had the most random shit that we barely learned.
First final in 6 hours, I am so nervous...I can't...
Ughh this really sucks :(
send me a fruit
Strawberry - I’m in love with you.
Cherry - I love you.
Watermelon - I think you’re cute.
Blueberry - You’re amazing.
Kiwi- You’re pretty
Rasberry - You’re hot.
Plum - I would fuck you.
Paopu Fruit - I would date you.
Grapes - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lemon - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
Lemon - I wish you would notice me.
Lime - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
smvsh:
Yes, I’m going to EDC Eat Desserts & Cry
Person: Rape is just surprise sex.
Me: Killing you would just be giving you a surprise nap.
i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account
Reblog and see if you get a color.
PURPLE: I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
FUSCHIA: I wish we were friends in real life.
RED: I love you with a burning passion.
GREY: I wish you would notice me.
PINK: I think you should follow me.
INDIGO: Roleplay with me please?
TEAL: We have a lot in common.
BLUE: You are my tumblr crush.
ORANGE: I don’t like your blog.
YELLOW: FUCK ME PLEASE.
WHITE: MARRY ME PLEASE.
GREEN: I think you’re cute.
BLACK: I would date you.
BROWN: I don’t like you.
RAINBOW: Skype info?
andysambergg:
i have so much homework
what movie should i watch
When I'm looking at the set times for a festival...
thelifeandtimesofe-dm:
whatshouldraverscallme:
every. single. time.
The Seven Shittiest Sins
Greed: I want shit
Envy: I want your shit
Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit
Lust: I'm into some freaky shit
Gluttony: This is some tasty shit
Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit
Pride: I am the shit
kushdrinker:
i need to do a sex
